Here are some of my favorite quotes from superbad the movie.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face.” “She had back-problems, man.”
By the time college rolls around I’ll be like the iron chef of pounding VAG!
Officer Michaels: He’s Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
“Chicka chicka yeaaaah!”
Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my …..
“I love respecting women.”
Seth: No one’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.
“you bitched out on me, you judas
“Oh my god fogells a badass!”
Evan: Mclovin? What kind of stupid name is that? What are you, an Irish R+B singer?
One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
“Why don’t you go pee your pants again?”
“That was 8 years ago, Seth!”
“People don’t forget!”
“The funny thing about my back is that it’s actually located on my cock”
“prepare to get *@@*ed by the long @#%* of the law!”
“I don’t want to get to college and find out that I suck @#%* at *@@*ing %##!%.”
“you’re like a young Orson Welles.”
-”What the hell is that?”
“What is what? I dont know what the #@!@ youre talking about!?”
-”That in youre hand, what the #@!@ is that?”
“Its #@!@ing detergent”
-”What the #@!@ are you doing with my detergent?”
“…………I got #@!@ing blood on my pants…”
